Laura Mulloy is a creative director at Saatchi NY. If you fancy the chance to get to learn even more than is in this Q&A, we might suggest following her on Twitter or, if you’re more grown-up, checking her out on LinkedIn.
WHAT DO YOU DO AT SAATCHI & SAATCHI?
I draw inappropriate things. I’m also creative director and writer on a few different accounts.
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB?
I was a table-side guacamole maker (guacamolist if you’re in the biz, kids) at Vermont’s finest Mexican restaurant.
There are innumerable parallels I could draw between that job and what I do now.
WHAT LED YOU ON THE PATH YOU’RE ON TODAY?
I’m sort of a modern day Peggy Olsen, minus the Pete Campbell scandal part.
I started out as ‘that assistant girl who writes funny emails’ at an agency in San Francisco. Enough people bugged me about becoming a copywriter that I eventually did something about it and put together a spec portfolio when I wasn’t busy trying very hard to appear professional.
WHAT ARE YOUR LOVEMARKS?
Kate Spade. I’m also an avid fan of Diet Dr. Pepper.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE AD (ALL TIME OR CURRENTLY)?
Take Me Out To The Ballgame. It was the country’s first piece of branded content, commissioned by Cracker Jack. It’s the only ad that I willingly scream along with every time it comes on.
IF YOU NEVER HAD TO WORK AGAIN, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO DO?
I’d write and illustrate children’s books. I know that’s also technically a job but I’d take such long lunches it wouldn’t count.
FAVORITE PLACE YOU’VE BEEN TO?
The Internet.
WHAT’S YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My four million dollars.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE YOUTUBE VIDEO?
Isn’t that like saying who your best friend is in the second grade? There are so many. If I have to think back through my favorites of all my favorites, it would be this.
WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU MAKE REALLY WELL?
I make it rain. You’re welcome plants.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE WARM-WEATHER NYC ACTIVITY?
Claiming landowner’s rights to puddles of garbage water and charging the hoboes who bathe in them (see four million dollars, above.)
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHTIME SPOT NEAR THE OFFICE?
Subway. I’m not here to prove how rarefied and bougie my taste is. Subway gets the job done, costs like $7 and isn’t a 45 minute line. And—shout out to my work partner John—DOUBLE MEATS.
WHAT’S YOUR GO TO KARAOKE SONG? (COME ON, WE KNOW YOU HAVE ONE).
Anything by Fleetwood Mac. Stevie Nicks and I have the same vocal range, but different taste in scarves.
WHAT’S THE BEST MEAL YOU’VE EVER HAD?
Roast chicken at Zuni Café in San Francisco on a sunny Sunday with a couple of really good friends and like six bottles of champagne.
IF YOU COULD BE THE WORLD RECORD HOLDER OF ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Most glamorous, talented, foul-mouthed, ladylike, well-dressed, undignified and yet somehow also dignified creative director of all time.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CREATIVE PURSUIT?
Funny monogramming, putting googly eyes on things, making up TV shows.
WHAT BLOGS/MAGAZINES/BOOKS/PAPERS/WEBSITES CAN YOU NOT LIVE WITHOUT?
New York Magazine. Xojane.com. EaterNY. Pinterest. Vanity Fair. Cat Fancy.
WHAT’S THE LAST GREAT EVENT YOU WENT TO?
Prom.
WHAT’S THE BEST PIECE OF ADVICE YOU’VE EVER RECEIVED?
Remember, you have to “kick ass.” – Dad
(This is from my father, who never swore once in his life except for this email.)
[Editors Note: Tangentially related, here is a fun picture of Laura as a little lady. Adorable]
WHAT’S YOUR GREATEST NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE STORY?
My hair isn’t really blonde.







